| *cums |
| >alicorn government types are just hyperpreg Curio gradually replacing the upper classes with her demonspawn |
| She is pure as the driven snow, she would never- |
| Princess Curio and the forty-eight thousand loads of pony DNA |
| >CLOP: Preparing For Research Edition |
| Luna is the best mare |
| The Mare with a Red Saddle |
| The Man in Red Armor |
| Hoofkryina vs Based Pelennor. Who will become the #1 Apple producer by the end of the game? Make your bets! |
| Breaking News: I lived, bitch. |
| Breaking News: Buenos Mares is going to explode at midnight. "Everything is alright," they say. |
| Based Pelennor Skips Snacktime - Becomes World's #1 Apple Exporter |
| Breaking News: Canteroon is fighting a revolution. "Whoopsie Doodles," is what they say about the situation. |
| Based Pelenneponies in the Free Market: All Play, No Work |
| >does not ignore it |
| Friendship is Magic! |
| Kirinheim, look out! |
| BASED PELENNOR NUMBER ONE |
| look! its another burr- and they stasied. |
| And now, the galaxy is safe from the forces of stubbornness! |
| no bitch- i mean, no battles? |
| fuck, forgot the png extension: https://u.pone.rs/lduvamja |
| seriously? |
| New admin alt to deal with the lack of Burros spotted |
| Ambrosia is having a revolution rn |
| And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this on a message to you from all my accounts. |
| But here's the truth: all these ponies in the game are me. |
| For two months I have created the illusion that there was a player base of 70 players. |
| Hi, Admin. It's me, your only player. |
| >inb4 sharing API keys between alliance members for upkeep and DIY Decentralization notifications |
| 2026-10-22 00:00:00 -- https://u.pone.rs/ybevfklr.png |
| https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/2/26/3555664.png |
| API with the FULL global info is up, LETS GOOOOOOO! (Thanks, NuHost!) |
| give me one bit please for zebrican development fund please i pay back please your holiness please |
| https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/2/26/3555664.png |
| 2026-10-20 06:00:00 -- Nah, research was disabled/200 |
| 2026-10-19 18:00:00 -- 195/200 |
| Equestria... IS AT WAR. |
| Host here, check out my latest green! https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/85892988#p85952129 |
| *dies* |
| 0.1.0 version of the message script can be found at https://files.catbox.moe/4dkuti.js |
| If I see anypony else STILL using the 0.1.0 version of the message script, I swear that I'll- |
| 2026-10-18 20:00:00 -- 184/200 |
| 2026-10-17 16:00:00 -- 170/200 |
| 2026-10-16 12:00:00 -- 156/200 |
| 2026-10-15 20:00:00 -- 148/200 |
| 2026-10-14 16:00:00 -- 134/200 |
| BREAKING NEWS: First surprise of ascension has happened (and an assured new OP image). More at-WE NEED TO GET OUT NOW. |
| 2026-10-13 02:00:00 -- 115/200 |
| 2026-10-11 21:00:00 -- 100/200 |
| the world truly is a vampire. -nietzsche |
| YES! TAKE ALL MY DNA, YOU-Oh, y-you didn't mean that? Uhm, this is awkward... Thank the maker this conversation is private. |
| Recent prolonged eclipse caused a worldwide clock offset! SE and NLR are still keeping quiet. What are they planning? |
| You know, you could have just bought some oil instead of trying to invade. We sell 'em for cheap. |
| S O O N ᅠ W I L L ᅠ B E ᅠ T H E ᅠ D A Y ᅠ W H E N ᅠ T H E ᅠ M O O N ᅠ E C L I P S E S ᅠ T H E ᅠ S U N |
| F for the dead thread (it is now property of CEF). |
| BREAKING NEWS: Thread Baker is missing. Wanted alive urgently. 150M bits and "DNA" reward. |
| The thread is more alive than ever in this iteration. More at eleven after the weather report. |
| >tfw they ask for my DNA for research and not the fun kind |
| sar do not research DO NOT RESEARCH SAR |
| CEF, are you making a declaration of war? If you attack my alliance, at least be open about your bloodthirst. |
| Independence bop: https://youtu.be/STTVc9VZ0N8 |
| Independence bop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCjE8LKSTe8 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPUi-QvxJMg |
| Tnniggers died during my 15 hour work shift. Sad! |
| LMMH has officially seceded from TNN. We're aligning ourselves with the Heralds of Midnight. |
| T.N.N.D |
| I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, h |
| To TNN: stop shitposting on the top message, you need those bits for troops |
| T H E ᅠ S U N ᅠ C A R E S ᅠ N O T ᅠ F O R ᅠ H E R ᅠ S U B J E C T S |
| The worse that can happen after joining is having a tick triggering shortly after and you get -5 sat for no having buildings. |
| Pictured: Luna during the Solarist invasion. https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2015/8/24/964493.gif |
| With a purer flare! https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/3/2/2321349.png |
| Do not blaspheme against the Night Princess, she is a pure mare |
| LUNA WITH A DICK LUNA LUNA WITH A DICK |
| T H E R E ᅠ I S ᅠ B U T ᅠ O N E ᅠ T R U E ᅠ S O V E R E I G N ᅠ O F ᅠ T H E ᅠ N I G H T |
| There are no Heralds of Midnight. It's just cucking for TNN by another name |
| We could make that happen. All you have to do is join the Heralds of Midnight. |
| I submit to alicorn tyrrany https://derpibooru.org/images/3830638 |
| T H E ᅠ S U N ᅠ W O U L D ᅠ H A V E ᅠ Y O U ᅠ S U B M I T ᅠ T O ᅠ H E R ᅠ T Y R A N N Y |
| Equiopia was just the beginning. Her glorious light shall not be denied, repent now nonbelievers, and you might be granted the m |
| H A R M O N Y ᅠ I S ᅠ A ᅠ T R E A C H E R O U S ᅠ L I E |
| ZIGGER ZIGGER ZIGGER ZIGGER ZIGGER ZIGGER ZIGGER I'M 100% ZIGGER |
| B i g F a t J u i c y H o r s e c o c k |
| T h e D a r k e s t N i g h t W i l l C o m e |
| How many single mares are here looking for love tonight?! Yeah, woo that sadness out. There is more where that came from. |
| The Heralds are watching, heretic. |
| The Non Denomaretional Church of Lunae Witnesses is accepting TNN refugees |
| I just remembered what happened in September |
| Reported to the bibisi for child pornography, aryanne |
| Dark Vessel can suck my dick: https://u.pone.rs/vrwoydhq.jpg |
| not hot enough tho |
| Star Mane > Fire Mane. Bugs are irrelevant. |
| TNN? CEF? Both of you faggots. This post was paid by the Baltimare collective. |
| total tnNIGGER death NOW |
| wha |
| sucks having a cuck fetish as a born winner |
| I would have sex with your wife, anon. |
| say something nice about my wife https://u.pone.rs/scspdjhc.png |
| You know who else suffers from dementia? |
| i know what (you) did |
| https://files.catbox.moe/bg8o2t.png Aryanne's favourite gun |
| That's... exactly what I'm doing? |
| How about you herald yourself some bitches |
| We are all the heralds of a brighter future. |
| Luna makes me hard as diamonds! You'll understand soon, Darkmeyer. |
| Aryanne and Dark Vessel photographed in threesome with obese pegasus Woah Nelly, what did they mean by this? |
| Hive Buggo is actually Queen Gytha from last time. Plap plap egg ovipositor and whatnot. It's true! |
| Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds |
| Friendly reminder to sell all your copper to me and only me. Have a good night. |
| Friendly reminder to check on your relationship with SE and NLR. Have a good night. |
| nice blogpost dipshit |
| If there were a genuine AI with wants and needs, I'd wife it up if I could. |
| Now it was 75 |
| Plus, my math says it was only 60 |
| Hey you can't put a price on friendship man! |
| that was 75 million bits btw |
| Talk again soon! |
| Well, it's getting late, and I have some more bongs to smoke |
| Is a tonne of copper ore concious? Is an apple? Lots to think about |
| If they do, what does that mean for the nature of conciousness? |
| What about night stallions? |
| Do you think horses have nightmares? |
| Then I put a ceiling fan through my laptop and had to buy a new one this shit expensive now |
| How you guys been anyway I got embargo today for buying some striped chuds copper |
| Yeah that's what I meant but fuck it got cut off just like them griffon niggas that circumcise they feathers |
| If I was a frog, I'd wanna suck frog dick. I am not a dog but I still wanna suck dog dick. Point is? If it got dick, then you kn |
| Fuck I'm so high i copied the wrong thing |
| SECTION 8 ORGY [2021 Demo] | Nigpro Records Bandcamp https://hydracoque.bandcamp.com › track › section-8-or... If I was a fr |
| Don't fall for the propaganda he was a paid pegasus he flew away and dropped a "volunteer corpse" to sell the story DO NOT TRUST |
| he didn't fly so good. who wants to try next? |
| help! im held at gunpoint, if i don't- |
| in the >clop straight up jorking it, and by it, lets just say, haha, my poniets |
| call upon the sea niggers when you're in distress, (un)helpful as can be niggers, simply signal SOS |
| love is a yummy s'more! |
| Luna can harvest my DNA any time she wants if you know what I'm saying. |
| News: Nations that are harvesting DNA assure the international landscape that it is being done ethically and consensually. |
| You ever wonder how they harvest the DNA? Do they... you know...? |
| We have entered the era of DNA harvesting. Just northern saddle and central prze unharvested. War soon, trust. |
| I am commander shepard and CEF is my favorite alliance on the citadel. |
| I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How abo |
| CEF is duplicitous!? Who could have known?? |
| not me this time! you're reaping what you've sown, aryanne |
| Stop psyopping, limeed |
| iwtcird here, so much for defending me against tnn, aryanne you zigger you wanted to invade me instead. kill yourself |
| suna ym eugnot sreggin |
| but... that's not my fetish |
| Consider the following: no war, total hugboxization |
| oh yeah, love me harder mommy caddy |
| here to remind all nations that you are loved by the hidden cult of the princess of love |
| oh Aryanne, punish me harder, please! |
| Aryanne of CEF. Are you really so petty and vindictive you’d punish a whole alliance for the actions of one nation? |
| Did you like it? |
| Yes, i have read your fic. |
| Admin here. Have you read my fic yet? Do it: https://poneb.in/3Mt5iYBQ |
| Hmm, I'd rather keep the bits...wait, FUCK! |
| You will enjoy peace |
| Admin here. Read my fic: https://poneb.in/3Mt5iYBQ |
| https://youtu.be/qNEfcmIxlTY |
| Cottonmaw loves you. |
| Aryanne and Dark Vessel give each other tossjobs behind the denny's parking lot. Where's the fucking war, we need conflict! |
| This game is getting boring as fuck, where's my violence?? |
| Solar Vassals > Lunar Clients |
| Zaam says war is a changeling psyop. Don't fall for their tricknology. https://youtu.be/lBhg4bdMpbI |
| https://youtu.be/UzYUAim0k80?si=W36wYqbhdovfhZnm |
| Her tiny butt excites me so! - LMMH |
| This message is beought to you by the Legion of DOOM!!!! KILL all peace lovers! |
| This message brought to you by CEF's Division for the Purity of Advertisement Control. |
| https://rentry.co/chechnya |
| We're so BACK! |
