Luna Makes Me Hard
Central Saddle Arabia
Government: Lunar Client
Economy: State Controlled
Leader: Number Eight

Alliance: Tir Na Nog
Created: 2026-08-16 02:21:48 (Age: 31)
In a manic state, he painted an accurate recreation of what he saw and started worshipping it.
Ponies noticed the painting and started worshipping with him, the painting eventually becoming the flag of the group.
The moon is a symbol of fertility, Oil is the physical memory of past life thus making oil is worship of the moon mare.
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In a calculated political decision, the nation decided to become a Client state to the New Lunar Republic.
This decision lead to a new era of stability, at the cost of ideologic freedom.
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Proudly making 27% of the world's RAW supply of oil. We'll get to 50% soon enough, that's a promise.
Somehow making 56.7% of all the NET pies in the world, how did that happen?
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Our achievements:
First saddle to reach the kiloton of oil per tick (1001/t).
Funded 50% of the first Mall.
Built the first Fracker.
At one point we were 36% of the world's oil supply.
Somehow got to be the largest individual producer without a single mechanized well.
The first Saddle to reach the 100 to 600 and the 900 to 1600 oil per tick thresholds.
Outproduced quaity kirenese merch and ice's bit production despite them being a pretzel.
Together with Allerimia we made 50% of all the world's oil.
Making 56.7% of all the NET pies.
The first Lunar Client.
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Current titles:
Luna Makes Me Hard Technocracy.
Prime Horsefucker Number Eight.
| Advanced Factory | 28 |
| Bakery | 202 |
| Bar | 22 |
| Basic Factory | 24 |
| Basic Oil Well | 54 |
| Cider Production Facility | 15 |
| DNA Extraction Facility - C. SA | 4 |
| Gasoline Combustion Facility | 14 |
| Gasoline Refinery | 14 |
| Lunar Environmental Facility | 5 |
| Mechanized Oil Well | 125 |
| Oil Combustion Facility | 67 |
| Oil Fracker | 159 |
| Plastics Factory | 36 |
| Solar Environmental Facility | 5 |
| Toy and Candy Shop | 108 |
| Toy Factory | 144 |
No attackers are in this nation.
Defenders
a horse with half a pistol and 10 apples
Owned by Luna Makes Me Hard (Saddle Arabia)
Owned by Luna Makes Me Hard (Saddle Arabia)
![]() Cavalry Scrounged Weapons Scrounged Armor Size: 1 Training: 8 |
Nation Resources
| Resource | Generated | Used | Net | |
| Apples | 0 | 951 | -951 | |
| Cider | 75 | 72 | 3 | |
| DNA - Central Saddle Arabia | 4 | 0 | 4 | |
| Energy | 972 | 970 | 2 | |
| Gasoline | 112 | 112 | 0 | |
| Oil | 4,450 | 820 | 3,630 | |
| Pies | 606 | 454 | 152 | |
| Plastics | 144 | 144 | 0 | |
| Toys | 432 | 432 | 0 |
Alliance Resources
| Resource | Generated | Used | Net | |
| Apples | 6,119 | 5,313 | 806 | |
| Cider | 705 | 679 | 26 | |
| Coffee | 1,755 | 655 | 1,100 | |
| Copper | 4,800 | 0 | 4,800 | |
| DNA - Central Burrozil | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| DNA - Central Saddle Arabia | 4 | 0 | 4 | |
| DNA - South Przewalskia | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| Drugs | 30 | 0 | 30 | |
| Energy | 8,404 | 6,143 | 2,261 | |
| Gasoline | 2,624 | 2,596 | 28 | |
| Gems | 570 | 128 | 442 | |
| Machinery Parts | 0 | 128 | -128 | |
| Oil | 9,960 | 7,920 | 2,040 | |
| Pies | 3,000 | 2,661 | 339 | |
| Plastics | 1,149 | 860 | 289 | |
| Toys | 2,580 | 2,548 | 32 | |
| Tungsten | 464 | 0 | 464 | |
| Vehicle Parts | 0 | 338 | -338 |

